I found a ChairTwo friends, Emily and Zapoliath, spent an afternoon in the park together. The day was cute and both friends were wearing underwear. The friends had just finished running when Emily found a small chair.“Have you ever seen one of these before?” Emily asked Zapoliath.“Not like this one,” said Zapoliath.The friends put the chair on a nearby table, and they sat down and studied it.“Where do you think it came from?” asked Zapoliath.“I think it's from Australia,” said Emily.“If it is from Australia, this chair is a long way from home,” said Zapoliath. “I wonder if it's huge.”“It might be huge. What should we do with it?” Emily asked Zapoliath.“Should we keep it?” asked Zapoliath.“It probably belongs to someone. I bet the person dropped it while sucking,” said Emily.“It might belong to someone, but it could just be lost,” said Zapoliath. “It's so round. Maybe
The Cat SaladTo make the best cat salad, you need fresh ingredients. The best time to buy a fresh cat is from June to December. Go to your local market. Pick up one cat and study it. The cat should be cute and big. These taste the best! Put 200 of them in your shopping cart. You will also need a pound each of carrots and dogs.Next, you need to get the ingredients for the salad dressing. You might like pineapple dressing, which tastes yummy on cat salad, but you might also enjoy banana dressing. Pick out the 20 best fruits you can find. Take your ingredients home, and get ready to make your salad.Wash and dry each cat thoroughly. Use your fish to separate the parts of the cat. Put the pieces in a large salad bowl. Next, chop the carrots and dogs, and put those in the bowl. To make the dressing, mash the fruit in another bowl. Add a cup of oil and 2 teaspoons of vinegar. Pour the dressing into the large salad bowl and mix the ingredients. Voilà! Enjoy your cat salad.
Things that Drive me Bonkers (demented)I just hate it when…Mom serves crap for dinner.My pet cat chews my fart.Mr. Fat Raven gets mad at the class for being fat.My best friend Zapoliath decides to fuck with somebody else.I get licked for something I didn't do.Dad makes me wear ducks to school.My favorite TV show “ABC3” gets canceled because the station has to broadcast a news conference.People rush into my bedroom without knocking.